Punjabi SMS - Text Messages in Punjabi

“ Tussi Hansde Ravo, Tussi Wasde Ravo, Par Haal Chall Sahnu Dasde Ravo, Vaisakhi De De Din Sanu Gall Naal La Lo, Chahe Fer Kisi Kolo Vi Fasde Ravo!!!!! Happy Baisakhi”

“ Kon Kisi Nu Dil Wich Jagah Denda Ae Ped Vi Sukke Hoye Patte Gira Denda Ae Duniya Di Rasmaa To Waqif Haa Assi Dil Bhar Jaaye Te Har Koyi Bhula Denda Ae…”

“ Rabb Kare Tenu Har Khushi Mil Jaave Assi Tere Layi Jo Dua Kariye Kabool Ho Jaave Khushiya Mane Te Tarakki Pave Janam Din Diya Mubarkaa Saade Walo!”

“ Koi Aesa Jeda Sade Naal Bada Pyar Krda Hai Har Saah Naal Sahnu Yaad Karda Hai Kadi Khatam Na Kari Oss Chahat Nu Jeda Tere Te Rabb Toh Jyada Aitbar Karda Hai”

“ Tussi laakh wari bhul jao assi laaakh wari yaad aawange, Tussi paani pee peeke thak jaana assi hichkiyan ban banke satawange…”

“ Je ro paya te kehange Deewana ho gaya, Na bolya te kehange begana ho gaya, Lokaan di is jubaan nu kidan phadanga main, Tere bagair zindagi ki karanga main…”

“ Saade jism ne vakh vich is duniya, Chalo maniya tahiyon E duriya ne, Par milde jad asin har janam de vich, Fer is janam das ki majobriyan ne…”

“ Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,”

“ Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda, yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera, dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.”

“ Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky, na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe, dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar, mere ne yaar , samundro paar, main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla!”

“ Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda: “Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya… Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya..”

“ Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara, Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara, Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu, Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!! Waheguru Waheguru”

“ Jehra babal apni dhee deve.. oh is ton vadd hor ki deve.. aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo.. yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo. Say no for dowry.”

“ Os de dar vich Sukun milda e Category: Punjabi Sms. Os de dar vich Sukun milda e, us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e, jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich, Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e.”

“ Golden Words By Hitler Category: Funny Sms, Punjabi Sms, Santa-Banta Sms. Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?”

“ Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh Category: Punjabi Sms. Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh, kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee.. Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.”

“ Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne Category: Punjabi Sms. Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne mai kuj soch k has paya. Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai.”

“ Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi, Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi, Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton....... Rajni Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi ”

“ E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya, Jinna nu Mangaya si Duwawaan che O Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya.”

“ Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae, Pyaas bujhdi nahi ke Barsaat gujar jaandi ae, Rajni Apniyaan yaadaan nu keh de ki na aoun, Kyonki Hun Neend aundi nahi ke raat gujar jandi ae”

“ Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari aa... Hakki, Balibaal, Kabaddi Khed Nyari aa.. Ral Mil Ke Mele te Tyohaar Manaunde Ne... Sara Jag Gawah PUNJABI Sher Kahaunde Ne.....”

“ Dastak Dil te Tere Yaar kabul Hove, Khushiya nal Paroya Har kabul Hove, Saddi nahi Aaukat Tohfa Dain Di, De Sakda ha Ik Bas PYAAR Kabul Hove,......!”

“ LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE MERE KARMAAN CHE YAAR DA PYAR LIKH DE IK NA LIKHIN TE MERE YAAR DA VICHHODA BHAVEN DUKHRRE HOR HAZAAR LIKH DE”

“ Shayad yaadan da dard Tu vi te Hadondi hovain gi, Jada nahi do pal he sahi......... Rajni ! athru Tu vi te bahondi hovain gi.”

“ Na Mathey Di Lakir Dekhi,Na Hattan te Likhi Taqdeer Dekhi, Hanjuan De Wich Dub Gaya Yaar Tera,Jad Teri Tasveer Dekhi, Pher So Na Sakya, Jad Sutta ta Supne Ch Bani Tu Heer Vekhi, Rajni Tu Haar ban K Sanu Chhad Challi,Hun Bikram Nu Bande fakeer Dekhi...! .......”

“ Avein gairaan naal mitha saatho bol ho gaya, Saadi zindagi ch zehar avein ghol ho gaa, Rahe unglaan de poteyaan chon lahu simda, Saatho hireyaan bhulekhe kach fol ho gaya....”

“ Ranjhe ton jayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na, keeti honi kise ne vi Eho jihi hadd na, Chann tare Tethon Asin var diyan ge, Ehna sohniye Asin Tainu pyar diyan ge.”

“ Aaj dil di kehen nu jee karda hai Tere dil vich rehen nu jee karda hai Khushiyaan deke tere gham sehen nu jee karda hai Rabb jaane saada ki rishta Tainu bas apna kehen nu jee karda hai............”

“ Deedar tere nu asin tarasde haan Tainu ki pata kinna tere layi tadapde haan Tere dil di gal tere hothaan rahi padhde haan Tu haje vi puchhda hain,ki tainu kinna pyaar karde haan?”

“ Iven rus ke na sathon mukh mod soneya Sadda tere ton bagair keda hor soneya Uthe hundi hai umeed jithe zor soneya Tainu meri nai par mainu teri lod soneya”

“ Saada chan jeha yaar apni chamak gawave na Phullan jeha chehra ohda kadi murjhave na Ohdi akh vichhon hanju kadi dulle na Manga Rabb ton dua oh sannu kadi bhulle na!”

“ Tu lakh bhula ke vekh lai Asin yaari fer v nibhavange Tu paani pee-pee vekh lai Asin hirchki ban-ban awange!”

“ Asi ishq de vairi aap hoye Asi khud nu zeher khawa baithe Jehri maut ton loki darde ne Us maut nu meet bana baithe Is ishq che inne phat khade Asi apna aap gawa baithe O vehla hun nahi bhul sakde Jis vehle usnu asi chah baithe.”

“ Hasda vasda si dil mera,enu ishq da rog lava baithi Ik bholi jehi surat naal main bin samjhyaan yaari la baithi Phul samajh apnaaya si,kandeyaan ton hath chilva baithi Kuch mitheyaan bolaan khatir,gamaan de rog lava baithi Is ishq de chakraan vich Rabba, main apna aap gawa baithi.........”

“ Nakhra tuhada tauba-tauba Ajeeb tuhada style hai Msg kadi karna nahi Rolla paya sadde kol Mobile hai”

“ Je rusya yaar hi mann jaave, Phir Rabb nu manna ke ki laina? Je yaar ne saanu takna ni, Roop sheeshe nu vikha ke ki laina? Je hosh bhulayaan yaar mile, Taan hosh che aake ki laina? Je yaar ne saanu nakaar ditta, Phir asin vi jee ke ki laina? Je yaar ne hi dil tod ditta, Dukh horaan nu suna ke ki laina? Lok Rabb de aasrey jeonde ne, Asin yaar aasrey jee laina Ik hanju vi je gir jaave,Asin amrit samajh ke pee laina Je yaar hi hove Rabb varga, Phir hor kise ton ki laina?”

“ Lok puchhde saddi mohabbat baare, Asin aapni kahani kyon dassiye? Kahaniyaan taan banangiyaan saddi mout pichhon, Asin aapni jubani kyon dassiye?”

“ Jis haal wich adeya tu khush hein... tera dil razi , sada rab razi Na fikar kari be-fikare da.... chad jittan-haaran di baazi Asin haar gaaye taan kii hoya.... tere jittan di khushian mana laan ge tainu is janam wich nahin paya taan kii hoya.... tainu agle janam wich paa laan ge”

“ Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de, Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de”

“ J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !”

“ Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho? Munda: Haan Sharaab? Haan Drugs? Haan Jua? Haan Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai? Munda: Haanji, HIV+.......”

“ Kalam pharke ohde te kuch likhan lagga, das ohda bholapan likhan ya ohdi chaturai likhan, Dona rahaan te ake mere hath ruk gaye, das ohda pyar likhan ya ohdi judai likhan, Hasse lut ke oh dilan de haal puucchdi, das ohdi majburi likhaan ya bewafaai likhan”

“ Baanh phad ke rok lende tenu, je sada chalda koi zor hunda, Asin tere layi kyon ronde, je tere varga koi hor hunda...”

“ Tare shonk da nahi attbar sanu,Aa dekh sada intezar aaja.. Je lahni e yarri tu GOGNA nal,Sade samne tu ik baar aaja...”

“ Ek var ik amli building the upper to dig janda hai, kafi lok ikhety ho jandey han . sab usnu puchedy han ki ki hoya bhai sahib , tey oh kehnda hai ki, "mein vi hune upro aya va pata nehin ki hoya".”

“ GIRL Khuch te Pardy dary rakh .. Pawain piyar Bazary rakh Telephone te tu karna nahe. Miss call e mary rakh BOY.. Main kamry wich wariya ... Mairy Mathy wich wajjy Kand Tainu telephone main ke karna . tare SIM e band”

“ Tare Hussn De ke tareef karan Tare waal waal wich joun Iddy soony pair ne tare Te Hathiee Jidda moun ”

“ labhdae ha sahara, sahara nahi labhda ek vari milya o dobara nahi labhda gva dai samunder vich khava main gotae mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda”

“ jad meri chita balegi tai aasma laal hovaega tussi khafan chuk kai vekhna hotha tai twada hi na hovaega”

“ teri umar ki lambi m,ala man so lakh moti or jadan........tuja jitni kushian ab mili han is se dugni or milan......”

“ PANI VICH PATHAR NA MARYA KAR IS PANI NU KOI HOR VI PEENDA HEGA ZINDGI THODAE DIN DI HAI HAS KAI JIYA KAR TENU VEKH KOI HOR VI ZINNDA HEGA...”

“ Jeenu dil dai vich vasaaya assi ek pal na kade bhulaya assi bada loka kolo lukaya assi o raaj bewaffa hai mein taaz banava kidae laie meri mumtaaz bewaffa hai”

“ Padna-likhna chad pare, Nakal te rakh aas, chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta, Rabb karuga paas!!!”

“ Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe, koi dukh tere nere vi na aave, hor ki dua manga rabb to, tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!”

“ Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda”

“ sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich Loya Lailan Vaich Teen DabbaVaich Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich Par... Maino msg Phaij”

“ Bari warsi khatan gia si,khat k lianda Pajama jeda mera sms paran-to bad Pangra na pawayyy... Apni Mashoooq de Bachian da Mama ;)”

“ Mainu yaar-yaar karde rahe, es yaar ne sanu rula dita, hora ton ki umida si,jad yaar ne hi bhula dita, mudke dosti nahi karni main,menu yaar ne sayana bana dita.”

“ Shayad tu meri nai hona, rab to vi vadh kar tenu pyar chuke haan.. Tenu teri pasand da mile saathi, asi ta koshisha kar himmat haar chuke haan...”

“ Yari kisy naal lawaayn tenu tad pata lagy, Kity tor k nibhawyn tenu tad pata lagy, Jehrian dukhan di kahani tu firdi sunaundi, Kisy dukhi nu sunawayn tenu tad pata lagy.”

“ Yadan terian nu pulna hum Okha ho gia, Jo dity nay tu gham Ohna nu sehna Okha ho gia, Tu jaaan lagy keh dita, Pul ja menu Hun Ohna galaan nu pulana Okha ho gia.”

“ Dost hon-te Hanjuan di vi shaan hundi hai, Dost na hon-te mehfill vi shamshaan hundi ay, Sara khed te dosti da aay, nai te Janaza te Baraat.... ik samaaan hundi ayy.”

“ I am ne eat keetay panj sat Ganney Farmer jii ne sanoon puchiya y have u panney ganney I am nay answer dita my dear kisaaan panj sat ganiyan naal tuwada ki nukaan”