Navratri SMS - Text Messages for Navratri in Hindi

Navratri SMS and Messages for you
Ambe hai tu jagdambe kali,
Jay durge khappar wali!
Teri hi gun gawe bharati,
Woh maiya hum sab utare teri aarati!
Charan saran mein khande tumhari,
Le puja ke thali!
Barad hast sar par rakh do,
Maa sankat harne wali
OM SARVA MANGAL MANGALAY SHIVE SARWARTH SWADHIKE, SHARANYE TARYAMBAKE GOURI NARAYANI NAMOSTUTE, JAI MATA DI!! Happy Navratri!!
May Devi Durga give you all the gifts of life, gifts of joy, gifts of happiness, gifts of friendship, gifts of love and all other gifts you want to have in your life. Happy Navratri
PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO, NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . . HAPPY NAVRATRA
Nav Deep Jale
Nav phool khile
Nit nayi Bahar mile
Navratri ke is Pavan Avsar par Aapko MAA DURGA ka Aashirvad mile
HAPPY
NAVRATRI
Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai,
sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai,
jo bhi jatahai MAA ke dwar,
kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
"SHUBH NAVRATRI"
N-navchetna
A-akhand jyoti
V-vighna nashak
R-rajrajeswari
A-anand dayi
T-trikal drasti
R-rakshan krti
A-anandmayi navratri ni shubhkamna.
Maa durga apko 9 bhujao se
1-bal
2-buddhi
3-aishwarya
4-sukh
5-swasthya
6-daulat
7-abhijeet
8-nirbhikta
9-sampannta pradan kare
JAI MATA DI
Maa ki jyoti se prem milta he,
sabke dilo ko marm milta he,
jo bhi jata he,maa ke dwar kuch na kuch jarur milta he...
subh navratri
Lakshmi Ka Hath Ho,
Saraswati Ka Sath Ho,
Ganesh Ka Niwas Ho,
Aur Maa Durga Ke
Ashirwad Se Aapke Jeevan Mai Prakash Hi Prakash Ho..
Happy Navratri
Today is first NAVRATRA. May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your family.May her blessings be always with you. JAI MAATA DI. Happy Navratra.
Those empty spaces were my silent prayers, asking Maa Durga to guide & protect YOU always in whatever YOU do & wherever YOU are!Happy navratri and durga puja.
Memories of moments celebrated together....... Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever....... Make me Miss You even more this Navratri. Hope this Navratri brings in Good ForTUNE. Happy Durga Pooja
Wish u All the very Happy Durga Puja.
Enjoy the taste of Jelebi..@@@
Delicious Food
Entertainment etc.
Enjoy unlimited
t.c....luv u all:-)
Navratri ke absar par hardik subhkamnayen.. May Maa Durga illuminate your life with countless blessings of happiness and good fortune.
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Break Up SMS - SMS for Breakup

Most hurting Line by a true Love:
If U will leave me,
I prOmise U will cOme back Once
with ur OPEN EYES to see my CLOSED EYES..!!
You told me to Forget you,
but
Tell me How can i Forget you
When you are Only One who is in My Mind 'n Heart..
What will i Remembr when i Forget you.....
I guess that I'm da loser
Cause u hav found some1 new
But I'm still here, still all alone
Just crying over u!!!!!

A sad lines by Broken Heart

"They say follow your Heart
But
When your Heart is in so many Pieces,
Which way are you to Follow?"
BREAKUPS Aren't Always
Meant To Make Up,
Sometimes They Happen To
Give You A Chance To WAKE UP........
Never try to find anythng unique or special in a person
The day you lose that Person forever
Wil be the day you Realize that the person itself was unique.. !
Sometime giving someone second chance
is giving them an extra bullet for the gun
because they missed you the first time.
People always have a Successful EXIT
than a Favourable ENTRANCE.
Because
What matters is not being clapped when we Arrive..
But
Being Remembered when We Leave..

Style of break up:

Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST.....
You are the one who broke my heart,
You are the reason my world fell apart,
You are the one who made me cry,
yet I'm still in love with you 'n I dont know Why?

After He Broke My Heart

"How Many Reasons Do You Have To Still Love Him?"
I Pointed To The Stars & Said "Start Counting."?

"COMPROMISING" 

your are wrong and someone is right,
it only means that
you value your "RELATIONSHIP"
much more then your "EGO"
Why did i break up with her?
Well, it's like i sat down and
looked at the situation,
all the pieces lying on the floor.
It just wasn't a puzzle anymore.
None of the pieces fit together,
and even if i tried really hard,
the pieces, well, they were just
two different puzzles.
That's why i did it.
She needs to understand that.
Staying In A Relationship When You're No Longer Happy
Is Like Fooling Yourself.
Letting Go Of Someone You Love Is Painful
But Time Will Come You'll Realize
That It's The Best Thing You've Done For Yourself.

One Of The Best Quotes

Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP! :p

Heart Touching Lines for Broken Heart

If It Was to Gift Me Silence
Why Did You Please Me With Hour Long Talks
If It Was to Push Me Back to Lonliness
Why Did You Force Me Out Of It.. !
A man may or may not be happy when he/she win's one's mind.
But he must be happy when win's one's trust.
Trust is the zenith of all relation.

Lover's last words

"My Absence May Not Make Any Difference To You.
But I Know I Loved You Truly &
Won't Give The Same Moments To AnyOne New.";-(
I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!
You're better off without him.
Don't call him.
He's breaking your heart.

Nice line for a Broken Heart

"I'll Continue My Love
Even If My Love Fails 'Coz,
How would I hate the heart
which made me to Love more than My Life".. !

Lines By a Lover After the Break Up

There Is Nothing Sadder In this Life..
than To Watch Someone you Love Walk Away
Before you Like A Stranger!!!!!
"It doesn't make sense to let go of something
you had for so long, But
It also doesn't make sence to hold on
When there's actually nothing there".. !

A Drunkard's Words

"Drinking is not my passion...
It is just My First Love's Last Gift".. !

She broke his heart

"YOU HAVE NO LIFE, GO AWAY!"
He stood there in agony, and whispered..
"but you are My Life".. !
Better never to have met you in my dream than
To wake and reach for hands that are not there.

H0W FRIENDSHIP ENDS?

Both friends will think the other is busy & will not contact,
thinking it may be disturbing.
As time passes both will think; let the other c0ntact.
After that each will think why should I contact 1st.
Here Your love will be converted into Hate.
You will eventually forget each other.
So keep in touch with your friends no...
I now finally realize
That there are some
Things in life that
I just cant change
Its over. Goodbye.
I can do without you,
My love, in all but two ways:
1. Sleep without you by my side.
2. Wake without you by my side.
Look, I'm turning 16 soon,
and I really just need my freedom!
In the arithmetic of love,
One plus one equals everything,
And two minus one equals nothing.
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Valentine's Day MESSAGES - Happy Valentine's Day

Happy valentine's day text messages
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is forever If Your asking if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never If Your asking what I value the Answer is U if Your asking if I love U the answer is I do.
***** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY*******

When I need friend, you are here with me.
When I need help, you are here with me.
When I need someone who care, You are here with me.
When I need someone who love, You are here with me.
When I need someone who special, you also are here with me....
***** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY*******

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day .
***** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY*******

When i look at you, i cannot deny there is God, cause only God could have created some one as wonderful n beautiful as you.
***** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY*******

I love now,tomorrow and today,
and if God give me the time..
I'll love you 'till the end of my life...
***** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY*******

Heart is like a bottle of perfume.If u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it..If u keep it always open soon u will loose your fragrance.So act wisely.Happy Valentine's Day.
***** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY*******

The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along. You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
***** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY*******

Roses are available in more than one color, red.
Violets come in other colors too besides blue.
Sugar rots your teeth because it is so sweet.
But there is no doubt, I love you.
Love you with all my heart.
***** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY*******

May this Valentine’s Day be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you journey through life with those you hold dear.
***** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY*******

Your hair is brown like the finest chocolate
Your eyes are beautiful like the finest piece of art
Your slightest touch makes me lose all my worries
That is why it can only be you that is meant for me....
***** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY*******

I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentine's Day!
***** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY*******

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Birthday MESSAGES - Text Messages for Happy Birthday

Get the birthday messages & sms for free
If i could fulfill your hearts desires today, i will, but since i cant, i pray that you day will be filled with happiness, love, n greatness......
Happy Birthday n Many Returns
Its a dedicated ceremony,
an anniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.
Before any body else wishes you let me take the opportunity to wish you a very Happy birthday…
I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.
Happy Birthday, Old Friend
Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
'Cause I know the mirror doesn't lie.
You're aging like me, so you see
You're getting to be an old guy.
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!
I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.
*********HAPPY BIRTHDAY*********
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.
It’s your birthday time again;
It’s true; there’s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I’m not lying. So for you,
the birthday person,
Here’s what I want to say:
I hope this birthday’s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday
*********HAPPY BIRTHDAY*********
Happy birthday, may this day always be a special one to remember.
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes?
*********HAPPY BIRTHDAY*********
May the best of your past be the worst of your future.
*********HAPPY BIRTHDAY*********
Sweet!
Thats what my world
has become with you!
On this special day..
sending you all my love
to wish you happiness
today and always?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.
I wish you 1 thing, to give you the chance to see yourself as I see you, only then you would realize how special you really are. Happy Birthday!
It’s another important day for you to celebrate
And enjoy as mush as you can because
it’s a very special day for you
Happy Birthday to you my sweet Brother
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come(
happy Birthday ……
Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past,
you can’t change it,
Forget about your future,
you cant predict it.
Just think about present,
you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to You….!
what ever you wants in yours life Be yours My best wish is always with you.
Happy Birthday.
May every single wish of yours come true. May all your life be filled with loving memories.
May we always be together. Happy Birthday my love!
Remember, you’re never too old to learn something stupid. Enjoy another year of learning. Happy birthday!
Let us celebrate what only you can give us each and every day — the gift of you! Happy birthday!
Hope your special day brings you all that your heart desires! Happy birthday!
Here’s wishing you a day that’s as special as you are! Happy birthday!
May today be filled with sunshine, smiles, laughter and love. Happy birthday!
I cherish the beautiful bond we share! Happy birthday!
You've got everything
it takes to be successful.
This Birthday,
make yourself a promise that
you will achieve your
goals and dreams in life,
no matter what.
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!!!
I'm wishing you another year
Of laughter, joy and fun,
Surprises, love and happiness,
And when your birthday's done,
I hope you feel deep in your heart,
How very much you mean to me,
More than you can know.
Happy Birthday!
A Joyous Birthday with Fun and Friends,
A Happier Day with gifts and grands,
Where wishing is a trend,
I simply pray for you my friend,
Be the HAPPIEST forever,
May you see this day,
Again and Again.
Happy Birthday!
Millions of Greetings!
Thousands of Wishes!
Hundreds of Gifts!
Tons of Cakes!
Lot's of Smiles!
That's what I ask God
to give U for your birthday.
Happy Birthday!
(B)e yourself
(I)nvite new challenges
(R)ecall past triumphs
(T)rust your instincts
(H)ave faith in your abilities
(D)esire only the best
(A)ffirm your strength
(Y)ou've got what it takes!
Wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Congratulations!
You managed to achieve this age
despite all the obstacles of life:
You escaped accidents, diseases, the swine flu,
tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes,
terrorist attacks, meteorites, and
even without knowing it,
the aliens attack....
Have a happy and fun-filled birthday!
Congratulations on your birthday!
Remember: Today, no sex!
Because you need all your energy
to blow out the candles!
Actually, I wanted to get you
something super great, terrific,
unique and beautiful for your birthday,
but I don't fit into the envelope.
So for this year please manage
with this wish - Happy Birthday!
Hope you have an amazing day and
may this be the start of a year
filled with love, joy and happiness.
Stay strong, stay positive and
may all your dreams continue to come true.
Best Wishes on your birthday and always!
Blowing out another candle should mean
that you have enjoyed another year and
made the world a better place
than when you blew out fewer candles.
Make every day and every candle count.
Celebrate your birthday!
I raise a toast not just to your lucky day, but also to our friendship. I'm glad to have found someone like you, someone I can call a true friend. Happy birthday to you!
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Hindi SMS - SMS in Hindi

Hindi SMS and MEssages

Aayi Basant Jhoom Ke
Patan Jaise Bamar Choom Ke
Parv Hai Yeh Masti Bhara
Aaya Hai Mera Sms, Muskura Do Zara…
Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata.
Admi ne kaha: Tum to rat main kat tay hona?
Macher bola: Ghar k halat kharab hain..
Over time ker raha hon
Gulab ki mehak bhi fiki lagti hai,
Kaun si khushbu mujme basa gayi ho tum,
Zindgi hai kya teri chahat ke siva,
Yeh kaisa khwab aankho ko dikha gayi ho tum…
Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha…..
Badalna aata nahi humko mausmon ki tarah
Har ek rut mein tera intejar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qyamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain…
Dost Ka Pyar Dua Se Kam Nahi Hota,
Dost Dur Ho To Bhi Gum Nahi Hota,
Pyar Mein Aksar Dosti Kam Ho Jati Hai,
Par Dosti Mein Kabhi Pyar Kam Nahi Hota…
Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane k hum kidhar jayenge….
Hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge…
Aapki Yaad Staye To Dil Kya Kare;
Yaad Dil Se Na Jaye To Dil Kya Kare;
Socha Tha Sapno Mein Mulaqat Hogi;
Magar Neend Hi Na Aaye, To Hum Kya Kare!
Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil,
Naa jane kyu tanhai mai bhkhadta hai dil,
Kisi ko pana koi badi baat nahi hai,
Par kisi ko khone se darta hai ye dil…
Apni bebasi par aaj rona sa aaya
Doosron ko nahi maine apno ko azmaaya
Har dost ki tanhaayi door ki
Lekin khud ko har morh par tanha hi paya…
Sookhe patton se pyaar kar lenge
Hum to tum par etbaar kar lenge
Tum ye to kaho, tum humare ho sanam
Hum zindagi bhar intezaar kar lenge..
Teri dosti mein nasha hai,
Tabhi toh duniya hamse khafa hai,
Na karo humse itni mohabbat dost,
Ki dil hi puchhe dhadkan kaha hai.
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai
Keh na pana hamari majboori hai
Aap kyon nahi samajhti is jazbaat ko
Kya khamoshiyon ko zuban dena zaroori hai…
Yaad me teri aahe bharta hai koi,
Har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
Maut to sachai hai aani hai,
Lekin teri judai me har roz marta hai koi…
Red rose: Love
Yellow rose: Friendship
White rose: Peace
Which rose for u?
Nima rose: Tan ki durgandh dur kare, de taazgi.
Phool aap ke liye Kante Hamare liye
Sarak aap ke liye Gadde hamare liye
Shahad aap ke liye Karela hamre liye
Hum aap ke liye Aap humare liye..
Son: Papa agar apko pata chale ki me 1st Divison pas hua to apko kaisa lagega?
Papa: Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho Jaunga.
Son: Bas isi Dar se me Fail ho gya!
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
“Happy Valentines Day 2013″
Har doori mitani padhti hai,
Har baat btani padhti hai,
Lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
Aaj kal
Khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.
Santa: Kam walii shanti koh bulao kya…..!
Wife: Kyn .???
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai,
raat mai dawa khne k bad
shanti k sath soo jaana….!
Hassi ko Inbox
Ansu ko Outbox
Ghussay ko Hold
Muskan ko Sent
Help ko Ok
Dil ko karo Vibrate
Phir dekho zindagi ki Ringtone kitni pyari hai
Ek Ladke Ke Face Par Infection Ho Jata Hai,
Uske Papa Use Doctor Ke Paas Le Jate Hai.
Checkup Karne Ke Baad Doctor Ladke Se Bola.
Doctor: “Girlfriend Ko Bolo Lipstick Ka Brand Badle, Tumhe Lakme Se Allergy Hai”
Bhagwan Ye Kesi Maya H.
Apna Bacha Roye To Dil Me Drd Hota H,
Or Dusre Ka Roye To Sir Me.
Apni BV Roye To Sir Me Drd Hota H,
Or Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Me.
Shaadi kyaa hai?…..
do dilon ka bandhan…..
do atmaon ka milan…….
do bhabnaon ka sammilan….
do insan ki dhadkan.
Zindagi me kabhi pyar mat karna,
Hojaye to inkar mat karna,
Nibha sako to chalna usi ki rah par,
Warna kisi ki zindagi barbad mat karna.
1 aadmi library me jakar..
Suicide karne k tarike wali book hai kya..?
Librarian ghurte huye
Waapis karne koun aayega?
Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
Karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
Kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
Surat se pehle uske Dil ko to dekho.
Tera sath hai to mujhe kya kmi hai,
Teri her muskaan se mili mujhe kushi hai,
Muskuraate rahna isi trh humesha,
Kyo ki teri is muskaan me meri jaan bsi hai.
Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota,
Kuchh rishto ka tol nhi hota,
Dost to mil jate hai har raste par,
Lekin har koi aapki tarah anmol nhi hota.
Mat Cheeno bachcho Se Mobile
Ye akele Rhne Se bahut darte He
Lelo Exam B SMS Par Hi
Kyu Ki Ye 1 Hi Chiz to Hai Jo Mann Lagakar Karte He.
Gulab ka phool bano!
Q k yeh phool
us k hath mein bhi khusbu chor deta hai
jo isay masal kar phaink deta hai.
Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen,
Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki,
Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon,
Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki......
Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai.
Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai.
Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar,
Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai....
Dil pay chout lagi honto say aah nikli
Jis say mohabat ki wo be-wafa nikli
Khuda ne di zindgai
Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar
Lekin ilm or padhai k liye…
Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukarguzar !
Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay,
Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay,
Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me,
Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!
Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae,
Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae,
Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa k
Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae
Mohabbat k saray rang
Rangon k saray phool
Phoolon ki sarii khushboo
Khushboo k saray lamhe
Lamhon ki sarii chahat
Chahat ki sarii khushiyaan
aap k liye…
Is zulm ki duniya main faqat piyar meri maa,
Hay meray liye saya-e-dewar meri maa,
Nafrat k jazeron say mohabbat ki hadon tuk,
Bus piyar hay han piyar hay bus piyar meri maan…
Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
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Funny SMS - Funny JOKES

Attachment Is Not Wen 2 Ppl Chat Day&Night
Its Wen Som1 E-Mails U & Adds An Image Or Data File With It. That File Is Called Attachment!!!!!
Pappu:" Sweet heart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie Wanna Come ??
Girl:" Which one ??
Pappu:" Condom Of Shailesh
Girl:" You Idiot, Its Quantum Of Solace.!!!!!
No Matter How Classy "Bitch" Sounds..
"Kutti" Bolne ka maza he alag hai..!!!!!
Don't try to understand women.
Women understand women.
And they hate each other!!!!
Who's a True Indian?
Ans: RajivGandhi
Bcoz he said "All Indians r my Brothers & Sisters" & finally he Married a Foreign women Dats d height of promise!!!!
If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..
So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.............
...............
“You are so beautiful”
God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…..........................................
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
Wife:- I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:- why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
"Blood Bank Robbed"
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Question:
What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Santa joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Santa :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
Doctor my wife is pregnant is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Banta: No this is her husband speaking…
Santa was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess….........
Guess............
................
...............
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Funny SMS in Hindi

Husband:
Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: 
Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: 
Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: 
Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein
SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
TRIPLE meaning
Example
of
"HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA
HAI"
Boy to his frnd : yaar maine
apni Girl Friend ko uski
birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Frnd (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi
thi maine
Boy : saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi
hai
Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…
1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad kelie dua mangta raha.
1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:
"Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai
Pahly Shadi tu kar le"
Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…
Bahut namkeen hai vo jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use paane ko,
Kya aapka dil nahi karta KURKURE khaane ki
Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho,
Phool to murjha jaate hai.
Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo,
Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai…
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai..!!
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…
Tumko Dekha.
Tumko Dekha.
Tumko Dekha.
To Yeh Khayal Aaya.
Paaglon Ke Stock Mein Naya Maal Aaya.
Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain…
Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA
Girl : Mummy sir kitne handsme h na..
Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjna chahiye…
Girl : Mummy tum b na,, hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti ho...xD :p
Ladki- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho..
Boy (sharmate hue)- Kuchh bhi ho,
mai shadi tumse hi karunga, Aunty se kehna mujhe
bhool jaye...:
Hume to cigrate ne luta Bidi me kaha dum tha,
Hume to cigrate ne luta Bidi me kaha dum tha,
Meri kashti thi doobi waha jaha wisky ka drum tha.
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Santa Banta SMS

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Santa's marriage got fixed for 2nd November. He sent an Invite to all his friends:
Marriage is on 2nd, please come on the Ist Night.
We'll all have fun together!
Happiness requires two things:
A friend to laugh with;
And a friend to laugh at!
Thanks for being one of them!
A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend.
Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?
After being nicked twice by the barber's razor, Banta asked for a glass of water.
"Sorry, Sir!", said the barber. "Is there a hair in your mouth?"
Banta: No, I want to see if my neck leaks!
Santa: A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV but just the remote.
Banta: Lucky you!
Santa: Lucky, my ass! Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!
Pappu: Dad, what's a hermaphrodite?
Santa: I don't know, son, but ask your mother, he'll know!
Santa: My wife was trying on different things yesterday and asked me what would make her new dress look sexier.
Banta: So what did you suggest?
Santa: I told her to give it to her sister"!
Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis.
Banta: So what all do you eat?
Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!
Santa: My wife sent me a blank text.
Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she's not talking to me!
Santa: I think I may be a talented photographer.
Banta: What makes you believe so?
Santa: I took just one picture with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery!
Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed.
Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!
Ramesh: What has she got that I haven't?
Santa: Shall I tell it to you alphabetically?
Banta: Can I use your phone to call my sister?
Santa: Sure, just hit redial!
Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.
Banta: What kind?
Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!
Santa: Doctor, everybody thinks I am mad.
Doctor: But why?
Santa: Because I like omelettes.
Doctor: There's nothing wrong with that. Even I like omelettes.
Santa: Really? Come I'll show you my collection!
Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?
Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!
Banta: What's the similarity between the Indian government and the Pakistan government?
Santa: Both don't care for the Indians!
Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?
Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.
Judge: Case dismissed!
Santa: I and Banta were stuck on an escalator for almost 2 hours due to power failure.
Friend: You could have walked down.
Santa: Actually we were going up!
Ramesh: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!
Duniya Bhi Dekhi Aur Duniyadaari Bhi Deekhi;
Dil Par Mainee Chalti Hui Aari Bhi Dekhi;
Dekhe The Jo Log Maine Wafadariyaan Nibhaate;
Unhi Ke Hathon Maine Hoti Gadaari Bhi Dekhi!
Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
A man went into a bank and said to the cashier, "Will you check my balance?"
Santa was also standing in the queue behind him and before the cashier could reply, Santa pushed him.
Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Rone Se Kissi Ko Paya Nahi Jata;
Khone Se Kissi Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata;
Waqt Sabko Milta Hai Zindaagi Badalane Ke Liye;
Par Zindagi Nahi Milti Waqt Badalne Ke Liye!
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to
Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
anta: CHADDI lelo CHADDI..
Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte
.
.
.
Santa: OK!
POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!
Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi:
Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.
ki
Use yaad aaya..
bijli to 2 din se bnd hai,
wapas uth gaya or bola:
Sala! dara diya..!!
Santa looking at air hostess’s
name plate above her left bo*b.. KOMAL!
With lots of confusion, he asked her..
“Doosra waala KADAK hai kya”?
Santa Dials a Number..
A girl received
Santa: Hello Kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta
Santa: O teri!!
Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya..
Sorry “MAATE”..!!
Girl to Santa
tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta..
Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh,
SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!!
Ye ladkiya bhi na..
Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye
SANTA utha,
khidki se kud gaya,
Tang tut gayi,
Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!!
Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho!
Girl: Mere dad Chinese the.
Santa: Wo kaha hai!
Girl: Mar gaye.
Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!
Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
Santa: Take My Card.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
All Cards are Accepted.
Titanic was sinking,
Santa- how much d earth is far 4m here?
Banta- 1kmetr…
Santa jumped into d sea n asked again… in which direction..?
Banta- DOWNWARD…
Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..
Banta: Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.
Banta: Shit Yaar so close!
Santa: Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga.
Mom: Mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h?
Santa:Me guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phek dunga :p
Santa ne challenge kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar ko sir pe rkh k emumbai le jayega.
Saare News Wale pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi utha ke sir pe rakh de!
Lady Beggar: A bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hu.
Santa: 3 din se bhuki h to 1 rupye ka kya karegi?
Lady: Wazan dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai
Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya.
Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do.
Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….
Santa: What’s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.
Banta: What’s the difference between
an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
Banta: When did George Washington die?
Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS
animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black
& White Patte par Bar Bar
idhar se Udhar chalte the,
Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ?
SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?
SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha.
Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha
saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?
saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.....
Santa asks banta to bring a pepsi.
banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener!!!!!
santa -aaj mane basanti ko nhate hue dekha
Banta-mai tera khun pi jaunga
santa- wo nha rha tha aur wo ja rhi thi
Santa & banta rajai me so rahe the to
santa bola yaar banta paad maar or rajai garam karde _
Banta ne rajai me tatti kardi or bola:le aag hi laga di hath sek le
Santa Ne Beti K Room Me Cigratte Dekha
Oh God, She Smokes
Wisky Dekhi
Oh God, She Drinks
Fr Ldke Ko Dekha
Thnx God,
Ye Sb Iska ha
A sweet girl goes 2 Bantaz shop
and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kr nhi aya
Santa: Mujhe Sanskrit Sikha do
Pndit: Q?
Snta: Devtao ki Bhasha H,
Swarg Me Zrurt Padegi.
Pndit: Agr Narak Gya To?
Snta: Galiya To Aati Hai.
Judge-Tum par cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua,
Lihaza tumko baa-izzat bari kiya jata hai
Santa- Iska matlab mai Wo Cycle rakh lu..?
Snta: Goa ja rha hu,Bus se bv ko khai me gira dunga.
Bnta:Meri b leja,Use b gira dena
Snta:Ok,Agr tu bura na maane to use wapsi pe gira Du?
Sardar ko 1000ka note mila,Jispe likha tha,HAPPY NEW YEAR
Usne apni jeb se 1000ka note nikala uspe
SAME2U
likha,or wahi pe rakh k chala gya.
1din santa bazar gaya,
1chor uska mobile lekar bhag gya.
Santa piche bhaga fir ruk gya or chilaya,
Leja kute chargr lene ayega na tab pkdunga .
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Birthday Quotes - Quotes for Happy Birthday

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Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.
~Gabriel Byrne 
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. ~Sammy Hagar 
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
~George Harrison 
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
~Oprah Winfrey 
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
~Brian Tracy 
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
~Steven Wright 
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
~Erma Bombeck 
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
~Jerry Seinfeld 
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
~C. S. Lewis 
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
~Lewis Carroll 
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
~Sam Levenson 
About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.
~Kurt Vonnegut 
If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.
~John Oates 
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
~Liv Tyler 
I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.
~Stephen Hopkins 
You are glowing like a star, you are beautiful like an angel and rare like a diamond. You are one of Gods brightest creations. Happy Birthday, sweetheart!
A beautiful person, has a beautiful life. And, so shall you. May you sail through all the obstacles and challenges that come in your way to success. I wish you a very happy Birthday.
With every passing year you grow naughtier, smarter, cleverer, more beautiful, more caring, more fun and more mature. Is this for real or am I just being an emotional parent? Haha. Happy Birthday dear daughter.
If there anything more beautiful in this world than a lily in bloom or drops of rain falling on your face, it is the birth of a daughter. On your Birthday dear daughter, we're experiencing that beauty all over again. Happy Birthday to you!
We knew that God truly loved us a lot when he gifted us with you. You are the most beautiful gift anyone has ever been gifted with. We love you a lot. On your birthday, we wish that God blesses you abundantly and fills your heart with more love. Happy Birthday to our dearest daughter.
A birthday is just the first day of another 365~day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~ Author Unknown
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. ~ Robert Frost
After all, tomorrow is another day. ~ Margaret Mitchell
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. ~ Mark Twain
All my possessions for one moment of time. ~ Queen Elizabeth!
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. ~ George Harrison
And if I chance to fall below, Demosthenes or Cicero,
At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly. ~ Jim Bishop
At twenty~ one, so many things appear solid, permanent, untenable. ~ Orson Welles
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement. ~ Benjamin Franklin
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~ Menachem Mendel Schneerson
Birth and Death are the two noblest expressions of bravery. ~ Kahlil Gibran
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~ Larry Lorenzoni
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. ~ Unknown
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. ~ Edward Morykwas
Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires. ~ Goethe
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty. ~ Georges Clemenceau
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ~ Branch Rickey
From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye. ~ William Butler Yeats
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~ Chili Davis
How far that little candle throws his beams! ~ William Shakespeare
I intend to live forever - - so far, so good! ~ Stephen Wright
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~ Author Unknown
If only I may grow: firmer, simpler - quieter, warmer. ~ Dag Hammarskjold
If you want to be happy, be. ~ Henry David Thorreau
I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius. ~ George Carlin
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten~dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~ Sam Ewing
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~ Jennifer Yane
It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else. ~ Albert Schweitezer
It takes a long time to grow young. ~ Pablo Picasso
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~ Charles Schulz
Keep true to the dream of thy youth. ~ Friedrich Von Schiller
Large streams from little fountains flow, Tall oaks from little acorns grow. ~ David Everett
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~ Truman Capote
Live long and prosper ~ Mr. Spock
May you live all the days of your life. ~ Jonathan Swift
May you live to be a hundred years. With one extra year to repent. ~ Author Unknown
May you stay Forever Young ~ Bob Dylan
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier. ~ Dan Bennett
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. ~ Don Marquis
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~ Bob Hope
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. ~ Virginia Woolf
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. ~ Jean Paul Richter
Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them. ~ Anna Magnani
Robert Frost said A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. Happy Birthday!
Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight. ~ Luther Dixon
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~ Dave Barry.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. ~ H. V. Prochnow
The first hundred years are the hardest. ~ Wilson Mizner
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~ Jerry M. Wright
The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
The old believe everything; the middle~ aged suspect everything; the young know everything. ~ Oscar Wilde
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~ Lucille Ball
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. ~ George Santayana
There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~ John Glenn
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~ Author Unknown
Those whom the gods love grow young. ~ Oscar Wilde
Time draweth wrinkles in a fair face, but addeth fresh colors to a fast friend. ~ John Lyle
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. ~ Groucho Marx
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. ~ Author Unknown
To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I eye’d, Such seems your beauty still. ~ William Shakespeare
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. ~ Bernard Baruch
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. ~ Margaret Fuller
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson.
We are always the same age inside. ~ Gertrude Stein
We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. ~ Author Unknown
What does every birthday end with? Y! All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts. ~ William Shakespeare
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~ Mark Twain
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~ Tom Wilson
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty. ~ James Thurber
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. ~ John P. Grier
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~ Ogden Nash
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself. ~ Ethel Barrymore
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ~ Bob Hope
You were born an original. Don’t die a copy. ~ John Mason
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience. ~ Author Unknown
Youth comes but once in a lifetime. ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it. ~ Rudyard Kipling
Youth has no age. ~ Pablo Picasso
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~ Dorothy Fulheim
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~ George Bernard Shaw
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. ~ Franz Kafka
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is the work of art. ~ Garson
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~ Herbert Asquith
You’ve heard of the three ages of man ~ youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. ~ Francis Cardinal Spellman
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