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Santa's marriage got fixed for 2nd November. He sent an Invite to all his friends:
Marriage is on 2nd, please come on the Ist Night.
We'll all have fun together!

Happiness requires two things:
A friend to laugh with;
And a friend to laugh at!
Thanks for being one of them!

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend.
Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

After being nicked twice by the barber's razor, Banta asked for a glass of water.
"Sorry, Sir!", said the barber. "Is there a hair in your mouth?"
Banta: No, I want to see if my neck leaks!

Santa: A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV but just the remote.
Banta: Lucky you!
Santa: Lucky, my ass! Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!

Pappu: Dad, what's a hermaphrodite?
Santa: I don't know, son, but ask your mother, he'll know!

Santa: My wife was trying on different things yesterday and asked me what would make her new dress look sexier.
Banta: So what did you suggest?
Santa: I told her to give it to her sister"!

Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis.
Banta: So what all do you eat?
Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!

Santa: My wife sent me a blank text.
Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she's not talking to me!

Santa: I think I may be a talented photographer.
Banta: What makes you believe so?
Santa: I took just one picture with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery!

Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed.
Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!

Ramesh: What has she got that I haven't?
Santa: Shall I tell it to you alphabetically?

Banta: Can I use your phone to call my sister?
Santa: Sure, just hit redial!

Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.
Banta: What kind?
Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!

Santa: Doctor, everybody thinks I am mad.
Doctor: But why?
Santa: Because I like omelettes.
Doctor: There's nothing wrong with that. Even I like omelettes.
Santa: Really? Come I'll show you my collection!