Santa Banta MESSAGES

Santa knocks the door
Banta:"kaun hai ??
Santa:"mai hoon
Banta:"mai kaun ??
Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta...

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

SANTA, your son is Dead..
Hearing this bad news Santa jumps from 50th floor
35 flr:
He realizes- i don't have son
20 flr-
i am not married &
3rd flr-
SHIT i am Banta. :p

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

Santa-Kya mai tere mobile se apni grfrnd ko msg karu? Banta-Kyun apne mobile se kar. Santa-Nahi yaar hand writing pehchan legi na Badi"chalaak"h..

Santa: I played chess against Viswanath Anand but I lost.
Banta: You are a fool. He is the world champion in chess, how can you win against him.
Santa: Thats why I asked him to play Left Handed but I still lost.
Banta: You are an idiot. He is actually Left Handed.

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female

Santa-ma kehti hai bhais ka doodh pine sedimag tej hota hai,
Banta-ma bewkuf banati hai agar aisa hota to bhais ka baccha scientist hota .

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
Unhone kaha..
Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..

Banta: Did Ramesh furnish his whole house with second-hand stuff?
Santa: Yes, he even married a widow.

SANTA & BANTA Ek Baraat Me Gye
Vaha Unhe bar 2 Pani Diya Jata Hai
us se Tang Aa Kr
Santa-Halaq Me Pani Phans Gaya Hai
Thode Chaval De Do.

Santa: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati h?
Banta: Kyun nhi jayegi? Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuchh chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej h

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?