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What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
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Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
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If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis,
u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART
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Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information
you want, except you can't understand it."
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Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have
created!
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Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right
to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance
for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
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They say Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now!
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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot
it.
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Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv
the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...
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Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving!
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Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside
the same well Because you r not messageing me... well
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I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the
escalator.
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What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this
world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!
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Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!
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