Funny SMS - Funny JOKES

Attachment Is Not Wen 2 Ppl Chat Day&Night Its Wen Som1 E-Mails U & Adds An Image Or Data File With It. That File Is Called Attachment!!!!!

Pappu:" Sweet heart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie Wanna Come ?? Girl:" Which one ?? Pappu:" Condom Of Shailesh Girl:" You Idiot, Its Quantum Of Solace.!!!!!

No Matter How Classy "Bitch" Sounds.. "Kutti" Bolne ka maza he alag hai..!!!!!

Don't try to understand women. Women understand women. And they hate each other!!!!

Who's a True Indian? Ans: RajivGandhi Bcoz he said "All Indians r my Brothers & Sisters" & finally he Married a Foreign women Dats d height of promise!!!!

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke ............. ............... “You are so beautiful”

God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes: to look at you Hands: to pray for you Mind: to remember you Heart: to miss you and….......................................... Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

Wife:- I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:- why will you die? Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine... happily they drink and left next day headline ~ Braking News ~ "Blood Bank Robbed"

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Question: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?” Santa :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

Doctor my wife is pregnant is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Banta: No this is her husband speaking…

Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess…......... Guess............ ................ ............... Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Funny SMS in Hindi

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife:  Akeli ayee hogi? Husband:  Tum ko kese pata? Wife:  Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho, Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki, BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?

TRIPLE meaning Example of "HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI" Boy to his frnd : yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond ring chori ker k gift de di, Frnd (Thappad maar kar) : kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine Boy : saale marta kyun hai tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai

Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai khaab mein ek ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad kelie dua mangta raha. 1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola: "Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai Pahly Shadi tu kar le"

Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain, Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain, Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…

Bahut namkeen hai vo jise hum chahte hai, Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai, Dil tarasta hai use paane ko, Kya aapka dil nahi karta KURKURE khaane ki

Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho, Phool to murjha jaate hai. Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo, Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai…

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai, Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai, Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro, Jab Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai..!!

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…

Tumko Dekha. Tumko Dekha. Tumko Dekha. To Yeh Khayal Aaya. Paaglon Ke Stock Mein Naya Maal Aaya.

Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai, Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai, Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain, Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain…

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai, haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA

Girl : Mummy sir kitne handsme h na.. Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjna chahiye… Girl : Mummy tum b na,, hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti ho...xD :p

Ladki- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.. Boy (sharmate hue)- Kuchh bhi ho, mai shadi tumse hi karunga, Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye...:

Hume to cigrate ne luta Bidi me kaha dum tha, Hume to cigrate ne luta Bidi me kaha dum tha, Meri kashti thi doobi waha jaha wisky ka drum tha.