Hindi SMS and MEssages
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Aayi Basant Jhoom Ke
Patan Jaise Bamar Choom Ke
Parv Hai Yeh Masti Bhara
Aaya Hai Mera Sms, Muskura Do Zara…
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Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata.
Admi ne kaha: Tum to rat main kat tay hona?
Macher bola: Ghar k halat kharab hain..
Over time ker raha hon
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Gulab ki mehak bhi fiki lagti hai,
Kaun si khushbu mujme basa gayi ho tum,
Zindgi hai kya teri chahat ke siva,
Yeh kaisa khwab aankho ko dikha gayi ho tum…
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Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha…..
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Badalna aata nahi humko mausmon ki tarah
Har ek rut mein tera intejar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qyamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain…
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Dost Ka Pyar Dua Se Kam Nahi Hota,
Dost Dur Ho To Bhi Gum Nahi Hota,
Pyar Mein Aksar Dosti Kam Ho Jati Hai,
Par Dosti Mein Kabhi Pyar Kam Nahi Hota…
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Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane k hum kidhar jayenge….
Hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge…
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Aapki Yaad Staye To Dil Kya Kare;
Yaad Dil Se Na Jaye To Dil Kya Kare;
Socha Tha Sapno Mein Mulaqat Hogi;
Magar Neend Hi Na Aaye, To Hum Kya Kare!
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Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil,
Naa jane kyu tanhai mai bhkhadta hai dil,
Kisi ko pana koi badi baat nahi hai,
Par kisi ko khone se darta hai ye dil…
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Apni bebasi par aaj rona sa aaya
Doosron ko nahi maine apno ko azmaaya
Har dost ki tanhaayi door ki
Lekin khud ko har morh par tanha hi paya…
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Sookhe patton se pyaar kar lenge
Hum to tum par etbaar kar lenge
Tum ye to kaho, tum humare ho sanam
Hum zindagi bhar intezaar kar lenge..
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Teri dosti mein nasha hai,
Tabhi toh duniya hamse khafa hai,
Na karo humse itni mohabbat dost,
Ki dil hi puchhe dhadkan kaha hai.
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Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai
Keh na pana hamari majboori hai
Aap kyon nahi samajhti is jazbaat ko
Kya khamoshiyon ko zuban dena zaroori hai…
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Yaad me teri aahe bharta hai koi,
Har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
Maut to sachai hai aani hai,
Lekin teri judai me har roz marta hai koi…
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Red rose: Love
Yellow rose: Friendship
White rose: Peace
Which rose for u?
Nima rose: Tan ki durgandh dur kare, de taazgi.
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Phool aap ke liye Kante Hamare liye
Sarak aap ke liye Gadde hamare liye
Shahad aap ke liye Karela hamre liye
Hum aap ke liye Aap humare liye..
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Son: Papa agar apko pata chale ki me 1st Divison pas hua to apko kaisa lagega?
Papa: Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho Jaunga.
Son: Bas isi Dar se me Fail ho gya!
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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
“Happy Valentines Day 2013″
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Har doori mitani padhti hai,
Har baat btani padhti hai,
Lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
Aaj kal
Khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.
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Santa: Kam walii shanti koh bulao kya…..!
Wife: Kyn .???
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai,
raat mai dawa khne k bad
shanti k sath soo jaana….!
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Hassi ko Inbox
Ansu ko Outbox
Ghussay ko Hold
Muskan ko Sent
Help ko Ok
Dil ko karo Vibrate
Phir dekho zindagi ki Ringtone kitni pyari hai
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Ek Ladke Ke Face Par Infection Ho Jata Hai,
Uske Papa Use Doctor Ke Paas Le Jate Hai.
Checkup Karne Ke Baad Doctor Ladke Se Bola.
Doctor: “Girlfriend Ko Bolo Lipstick Ka Brand Badle, Tumhe Lakme Se Allergy Hai”
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Bhagwan Ye Kesi Maya H.
Apna Bacha Roye To Dil Me Drd Hota H,
Or Dusre Ka Roye To Sir Me.
Apni BV Roye To Sir Me Drd Hota H,
Or Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Me.
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Shaadi kyaa hai?…..
do dilon ka bandhan…..
do atmaon ka milan…….
do bhabnaon ka sammilan….
do insan ki dhadkan.
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Zindagi me kabhi pyar mat karna,
Hojaye to inkar mat karna,
Nibha sako to chalna usi ki rah par,
Warna kisi ki zindagi barbad mat karna.
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1 aadmi library me jakar..
Suicide karne k tarike wali book hai kya..?
Librarian ghurte huye
Waapis karne koun aayega?
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Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
Karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
Kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
Surat se pehle uske Dil ko to dekho.
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Tera sath hai to mujhe kya kmi hai,
Teri her muskaan se mili mujhe kushi hai,
Muskuraate rahna isi trh humesha,
Kyo ki teri is muskaan me meri jaan bsi hai.
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Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota,
Kuchh rishto ka tol nhi hota,
Dost to mil jate hai har raste par,
Lekin har koi aapki tarah anmol nhi hota.
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Mat Cheeno bachcho Se Mobile
Ye akele Rhne Se bahut darte He
Lelo Exam B SMS Par Hi
Kyu Ki Ye 1 Hi Chiz to Hai Jo Mann Lagakar Karte He.
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Gulab ka phool bano!
Q k yeh phool
us k hath mein bhi khusbu chor deta hai
jo isay masal kar phaink deta hai.
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Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen,
Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki,
Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon,
Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki......
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Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai.
Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai.
Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar,
Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai....
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Dil pay chout lagi honto say aah nikli
Jis say mohabat ki wo be-wafa nikli
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Khuda ne di zindgai
Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar
Lekin ilm or padhai k liye…
Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukarguzar !
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Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay,
Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay,
Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me,
Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!
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Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae,
Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae,
Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa k
Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae
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Mohabbat k saray rang
Rangon k saray phool
Phoolon ki sarii khushboo
Khushboo k saray lamhe
Lamhon ki sarii chahat
Chahat ki sarii khushiyaan
aap k liye…
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Is zulm ki duniya main faqat piyar meri maa,
Hay meray liye saya-e-dewar meri maa,
Nafrat k jazeron say mohabbat ki hadon tuk,
Bus piyar hay han piyar hay bus piyar meri maan…
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Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
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Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
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