Munna Bhai SMS and Jokes

Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara Munna Bhai

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye. Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar [...]

Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.” Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat… Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK”

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to [...]

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..

EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Munna bhai- a yarr sarkit muje us sister(nurse) se pyar ho gaye hai. Love lettet kasie likhu ? Sarkit- likh i love you sister. Mera naam munna bhai.

Munabhai-"ye barish ke waqt bijali Q chamakti h? Circuit-"Bhai,bole to uparwala torch maar ke dekhta hoeyga ki,koi NANGA to nahi NAHA Raha

Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho? Munna: Washington

Munnabhai-Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai? Circuit-Arey simple hai bhai..is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS. Munna-kya fekta hai?Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI? CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya is sentence ka future tense banao..... circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?” circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

munna bhai: amirican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai....? circut: dhobigath pe.... munna bhai: dhobigath bole to.....? circut: bhai englih main usko washington kehte hai....

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

Munna : Yaar Circuit ,ye gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai? Circuit:Simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga.....

Munna Bhai > Abay Sirkit, Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Sirkit > par Bhai aap to khud doctor ho. Munna Bhai > Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada ha

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.” Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat… Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Munna bhai: Circuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Circuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...

Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata,agr bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kate to kya karte hai? (Circuit bahut sochne k baad) Simple hai bhai,bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! :)

After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He 1st checks the patient's eyes, tongue & ears with a Torch & finally declares BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender... Circuit Bhai!

Munna:  a circuit ek baat bata, agar bhains ko akal aa jaye to kya hoga? Circuit:  simple h bhai, wo khud doodh me pani milana shuru kar degi.!!!!

Munna:  Ye circuit tujhe pata hai ki College ka fullform kya hota hai? Circuit:  ha bhai, apun ko malum hai na, C-Come O-On L-Lets L-Love E-Every G-Girl E- Everyday

Munna Bhai: Abay circuit, Jaa baajo walay ghar say doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: par Bhai aap to khud doctor ho. Munna Bhai: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada ha na!!!

Munna Bhai ko ladki hui. Circuit-  Bhai ab sare mohalle ka ladka ispar line marega. Munna Bhai-  Tu fikar mat kar re apun iska naam 'DIDI' Rakhega!!!!

Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya karne ka? Circuit- Simple bhai, "Minto Fress" khane ka.

Munna Bhai: Abe circuit ye barish ke wokt bijili kyun chamakti hai? Circut: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya!!!!

Exam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU. ha ha ha........

MUNNA BHAI:  circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT: simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! HA HA HA HA.........