SMS Jokes - Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents. A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this! What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS …

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Sad SMS - Sad Love SMS

Kya pata maut ka kab paigaam aa jaye, Jindagi ki kab aakhiri shaam aa jaye, Mai to talash karta hu aise mauke ki dost, Meri jindagi bhi kisi ke kaam aa jaye.... Mera har din teri har raat se achcha hoga Mera jalva tere jajbaat se achcha hoga Sahi na ho to dekh le aakar Mera janaja teri barat se achchca hoga. Rang wale rang se takdeer badal dete hai Kamaan…

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Birthday SMS and Messages for FREE

Let the GOD decorate each golden ray of d sun reaching you with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity for you, Wish you a very Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!! May the Joys of today b Like beautiful flowers filling with pleasure the Minutes and hrs And Leaving a Fragrance that still Lingers on in Memory, Long after ur B'day has Gone. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOU. Wishing you not just a smile but laughter, Not just happiness but…

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Women's Day SMS - Women's Day Wishes

Behind every successful man, is a woman who is getting ahead of him, Three cheers to the woman of tomorrow, Happy Woman’s Day!!!!! The Little things that you do matter so much to me... Happy Women's Day!!!! Wishing you a day filled with goodness and warmth, Wishing you happiness… today and forever, Happy Women’s Day!!!! We are cute daughters, we are sweet sisters, we are lovely lovers, we are darling wives, we are adorable mothers, we are source…

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Good Luck SMS - All the Best SMS

Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work -- and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't. I wish a wish for you, a wish I wish for few. I wish is all your wishes come true All The Best!!!!!! For the Bride and Groom Love is like a rose, the joy of all the earth! May your love grows more beautiful with every passing year!! Best Wishes to Both of You!!! Luck is not in your hands,…

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April Fool SMS

I wnt you to be wit me in a nice restaurant to hav CandleLight Dinner & say those three sweet word to you. Pay The Bill...April FOOL!!!!!!!! WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka, Ab tu nahi to is jeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya! Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum..... Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum!!!! Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki…

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Shivratri SMS & Text Messages - Festival of Shivratri

Shiv Ki Shakti Shiv Ki Bhakti, Khusi Ki Bahar Mile Shivratrike Pavan Avsar Par Apko Zindagi Ki Ek Acchhi Nai Suravat Mile, Happy Manashivratri. Shiv ki jyoti se prakash badhta hai, Jobhi jaata hai Bholey ke dwaar, kuch na kuch usse zarror milta hai “Jai Bhole Baba” subah subah shiw ka tu dhyan lagaya kar dukh dard sabhi ke man bhole ko bataya kar sansar ke logo se umid na pyare kar sab munh ko ferege matalab ke nikalane…

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Good Night SMS

In this lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d NIGHT! Touch ur heart; Close ur eyes; Make a wish; Say Goodnight; Sky so wide, Stars so bright, Turn off the lights, and say Good Night I wish that…

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