Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him,
don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of
Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.
I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!
Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!
Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as
per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than
Enough!
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They
r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called
Germs.
Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes
ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... Saas:
Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi
truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi
karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes, People who do less work.make less
mistakes, People who do no work.make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes.get
promoted.
U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband
& the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a
pennes like a peanut" Mom: " Do you mean its little" girl: " No Mom! Its salty."
aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor
kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna
laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad
wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle
chala raha hoon
wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge husband - magar yahan
to nahin hai wife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se la
aaye baghwan !!!!!!!!!
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773. Santa:Thank God
I was born after that . Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .
The world thineest book has only one word written in it"EVERYTHING" and the bok
is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT "
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai GIRLS
2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI....
eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai ya eik
dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.
The short man was chased by 2 policeman coz he usually steal "FRENCH POLONY", he
ran to his home and hide into a babywalker.They knew that he he was there so checked
the place until they give up.On teir way to the door they saw this baby in a babywaker
the went to him and say"he is so cute, if we come back we will bring sweets,cakes
and cold drink" he said with an adult voice "Dont forget to bring my favourite frnch
polony"
Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming My goodness, now things have
changed when im naked somebody else does the screaming.
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor : A person who cures
the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy WIFE :
Worries Invited For Ever
Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night- "Kaisa Hua"?? "Acha Hua, thoda
bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua nahi!!
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance
nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
No comments:
Post a Comment