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Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya, Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya DARU To"Branded" Hi Peeta Tha, Saala "Liver" Hi Local Nikla.............short jokes

Girls jab sare kapde utaar leti h to kya hota h dost batoo? Rassi khali ho jati h aur kuch nahi hota yaar

Patni: sharam nahi aati, dusri Aurat ko ghur ghur kar dekh rahe ho...! Ab tum shadi shuda ho.. Pati: aisa kaha likha hai ki upwas Ho to khane ka menu bhi nahi Dekh sakte

Aaj anmol vachan: Sukh aadmi ko utna milega, Jitna usne punya kiya hoga. Lekin Shanti aadmi ko utni hi milegi, Jitni uski biwi ki marzi hogi.

Smart hone ki sabse badi problam.... Sari ladkiyo ko lagta ki iski to pahle se hi girlfrnd hogi Unko kya pata isee vajah se aaj tak single hu mai...

3 larkiyon ko 10 Saal ki Saza mili.... tino ek hi Room mai 10 saal guzarnay k bad Jab riha hokar ghar janay lagii to.... . . . . . 1 larki boli ..... chal thekk hai yaar baakii baten mobile per kartey hain.....

Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.

Boyfriend ne apni girlfriend ko rat ko dinner pe le jane ka program banaya aur puchha. BF : “darling are you free tonight?” GF ne kuch or he samgha: acha baba free aaj me tumse koi rupye nahi lungi?“

Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu?? Bf: Nahi. GF: Kyun ?... BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu.

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the..... Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai. Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai, sub vaham hai.

GOLU school me hans raha tha MOLU chup kar GOLU-Q,tum kon ho? MOLU-mai monitor hu GOLU-mai CPU hu. Ab bol.

GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb SMS Aya Or Mera Mobile Off Ho Gya MOLU:Konsa msg GOLU:Battery Low MOLU:Send Kr..Sabko Daraenge

MOLU-Tumara Bhai Gora hai Per tum kale kyun ho GOLU :Qki mai raat me paida hua tha jabki mera bhai din me....

Honton ko chhuwa usne ehsas ab tk H Ankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tak H Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nahi gai Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwad ab tak H

Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai... Socho kyo...?
Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manger samajhta hai....

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Modern Majnu– Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi… Modern Laila– To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya

Ek ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka tattoo laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”

Har gum ko pala nai jata, Kanch ki chizo ko uchala nai jata, Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaro, Har baat ko “All is WELL” bolke tala nahi jata!

Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.”
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish – Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!

Apne Fair hone par itna guroor na karo, Sab do din ki masti hai.. Aapki khubsurti bhi tab tak hai, jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai…

Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows XP install karna hai!

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

Golu: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Golu : Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!!

Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali, Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali, Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai? GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain, Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!!!

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi thi aur usne nahi di!!!

Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!

Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?
Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,
Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,
Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !

Aadmi-"Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
Dukandar-"Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha WaLa Dikhau..

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Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them…

The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE Category: Cool Sms, Friendship Sms, Love Sms. The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE. Someone asked: What if it doesn’t work? He smiled and said: Increase the dose! :D

New way of writting answers in exams. If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : “Scratch here for ANSWERS”

1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school, saw a couple kissing on the road… He suddenly shouted and said look mom they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered. A man on bike stops and says “Chalna hai kya?” Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.

Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes?” Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?” Then he saw boy, “Thank God@ To ye sab ess boy ka hai”

My girlfriend is like my iPhone. I don't have an iPhone.

One hand on pen, other on phone, One ear on lecture, other on gossip, One eye on board, other on Girlfriend, Which Ass says student life is easy? We are very busy..!!!

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver!.............short jokes

Santa driving on the wrong side of road.. & Said… O===SHIT=== Aaj phir late ho gaya. Saare log wapis ja rahe hai.............short jokes

'Very Beautiful words On Wall of A Temple God K Paas Apki Dua Sunne K Liye Bahot Waqt Hai

santa-I lost rs.1000 in a bet banta- how santa-on cricket match, i bet rs.500 and lost. banta where did the rest go? santa-I bet on the highlight too. very funny santa banta jokes on cricket

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle: Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further... So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel

A Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone. He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it. Both talked for long time and fell in love. Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.

Santa: What is Difference Between “complete and finish”? Banta: When You marry a Right Person You are Complete And When You Marry The Wrong One Your Are Finished!!!

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Rakhi SMS & Messages for You

May this Rakhi bring you everything you desire and everything you dream of. May success accompany you in every step that you take. Have A Blessed Rakhi.

Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it's looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success.!

We were always close, looking out for each other even when life led us along different paths...Like an invisible thread, our love binds us together, making sure we'll remember where we came from and what we mean to each other. Wishing you a joyous Raksha Bandhan!!!!

My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Raksha Bandhan to my dear brother.

Days go past without us expressing our deep affection for each other. Rakhi comes as a golden opportunity to tell you that I'll always adore you and wish you happiness of every kind... On Rakhi Wishes You Life's Biggest Joys.

I am sure you are not going to tie Rakhi for me this year and forever. But let me tell you this. You are my sweetest little sis though we are not blood related.

Warm wishes and love are sent your way... May the gifts of happiness, friendship, peace and joy fill your life. Have a Wonderful Rakhi

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume, Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho, Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye, tum mujhe kuch to commission do! To my extremely lovable brother…Just kidding as always. “Happy Raksha Bandhan”

I waited long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it’s looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success!!!!!!!!

Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship!!!!!!!!!

You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for every thing.

May this auspicious occasion bring you all the prosperity and good luck in your way of life. Happy Rakshabandhan to you…

I am sure you are not going to tie Rakhi for me this year and forever. But let me tell you this.You are my sweetest little sis though we are not blood related.

I want 2 tell u, during the times when we fought, my love was in a different mood. Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!

The warmth of Ur love is all I need during cold times. Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi.

My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Raksha Bandhan to you.

I wish u “HAPPY RAKHI” and I pray to God for ur prosperous life. May you find all the delights of life, may ur all dreams come true. My best wishes will always be with you and I wish that u’ll always shower your blessings on me.

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume, Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho, Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye, tum mujhe kuch to commission do! To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother Just kidding as always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

Warm wishes on Rakhi Day! Rakhi Day is the day when special people like u r thought of fondly with luv & cheer. Hope every hour of this special day is filled with moments, that will bring happiness 4 ?U?. ?HAVE A GR8 RAKHI BHAYYA? With loads of luv Yours ever loving sis!!!!!!!!

Do U know that, Fun as a triple scoops, Sweet as chocolates, Bright & cheerful as flowers, Its U May your wishes come true, And may each of your days be filled with, Joy & smiles too! HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN!!!!!!!!

Near of far wherever u r, My best wishes r with U, Tum jiyo hazaron saal, May success & joy be yours everyday, Yehi hai meri wish dil se! Happy Raksha Bandhan.

You are so cute, darling and adorable.. Can’t help forming a relationship with you… Please Accept me As your Dearest and Sweetest Behna Happy Raksha Bandhan.

This msg is for the most wonderful sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti. Thank u didi for always being there on my side and for helping me in those infinite ways which I cannot even remember…

Hey Sis, When the world goes dark, Stars are there… When the journey breaks up, Hope is there… When the entire world is vanished, And you feel left alone… Tilt your head and look beside you, Will bring you comfort feeling of Care and affection molds on you, As your Brother is always beside you To pour the special love and affection forever…HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN!!!!!!!!

Your love makes me feel proud.And on this day I want to shout it out loud.Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.

God could not take care for the whole world so he has given mothers to each family.

In the same way mother could not take care for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers. Thanks for being my brother. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

Sky is blue, feel this hue, my love is for you Bhaiya…always true. Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan.

Rasmalaai? Nope! Gulab jaman? Nah! Let me c.. How bout jalebi? Hmm… Nope! Damn! Still cant find anything as sweet as U. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

Holi is colourful, Deewali is lightful and brightful, Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.

We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on one thing. You’ll never lose me. I will always be here. Happy Raksha Bandhan!!!!

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SMS Jokes in Hindi - Funny SMS

Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de Category: Hindi Shayari, Wise Words Sms. Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de, insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de. kal kya hoga kabhi na socho, kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.

Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai, ye hawa apne saath kiski yaad laayi, hum to chand ko dekh rahe the, phir na jane kiske liye aankhein bhar aayi.

Bechain rehti hain aankhein meri Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari. Bechain rehti hain aankhein meri, Ek tu hi acha lagta hai, Jhuti lagti hai duniya sari, Ek tu hi sacha lagta hai.

Namaskar Ye hamari Surya uday Sms sewa hai Category: Funny Sms, Good Morning Sms. Namaskar! Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai… Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko jagate hain aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai GOOD MORNING :D

Wonderful line Category: Hindi Sms. Wonderful line- Agar dost na milte to kabhi yakeen nhai hota ki… ajanabi log bhi apno se zyada pyare ho sakte hain.

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai Mera top 3000 ka hai Category: Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Insult Sms, Jokes. Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai. Mere jute 1500 ke hain. Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli…. 20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

Cid ne sony se naata jod liya Category: Funny Shayari. Cid ne sony se naata jod liya, Cid ne sony se naata jod liya.. Jis room me mana raha, tha abivjit suhagraat, Daya ne uska darwaza v tod diya..

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms. Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge.

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya? Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar. Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola “Beta tum bahut padhoge” Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga???

Girls of 1990– “Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum” Girls of 2013– “Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum!”

Husband and Wife had a Fight. Wife called Mom : He fought with me again, I am coming to you. Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake, I am comming to stay with U!

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya? Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

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Anniversary SMS in Hindi - Salgirah SMS Status in Hindi

Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute “Happy Anniversary”

Mohabbaton mein zara si kasak zaroori hai Shikayaton ke gulon ki mahek zaroori hai Koi sawal karoon main tumse toh naaraz mat hona jaan Kyun ki sachche pyaar mein thoda sa shak zaroori hai

Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife : Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!! 10 Manzila Building Se Pehle Larke Ne Chalang Lagai,,,!!! Usse Dekh Kar Larki Ya Keh Kar Chali gai,,,!!! “Waqai Pyar Andha Hota Ha”,,,!!! Ye Sun Kar Larke Ne Apna Parashoot Khool Liya,,,!!! Or Kaha “Pyar Kabhi Marta Nhi”

Tujhe yaad kartay hain har saans kay baad, Kabhi subha say pehle kabhi shaam kay baad, Kabhi milo tou kuch karain batain, Ik jaam say pehlay aik jaam kay baad, Dil ki deewaron pay tera naam likhtay hain , kabhi fursat main kabhi kaam kay baad, meray marnay kay baad bhi log tujhe pukarain gay, Kabhi meray naam say pehlay kabhi meray naam kay baad… Happy Anniversary!

Main Rone Se Darta Hun Juda Hone Se Darta Hun, Meri Ankhen Batati Hain K Mein Sone Se Darta Hun, Meri Ungli Pakar Lena Mujhe Tanha Nhi Karna Ye Duniya Ek Mela Hy Tumhain Khone Se Darta Hun

Har Dost say achi baat karna fitrat hai hamari, har dost khush rahe hasrat hai hamari, koi hum ko yad kare na kare, Har dost ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari…. Happy Friendship anniversary.!

Hamen shadi ka koi shoq nai “”doston”", yE to mustaqbil me ane wale bachon ki zid hai k mama chahiye…

Har Dost say achi baat karna fitrat hai hamari, har dost khush rahe hasrat hai hamari, koi hum ko yad kare na kare, Har dost ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari…. Happy Friendship Anniversary.

Mere chehare ki hansi ho tum, Mere Dil ki har khushi ho tum, Mere hontho ki mushkan ho tum, Dhadakta hai mera ye Dil jiske liye….. wo Meri Jaan tum ho tum...

Tujhe yaad kartay hain har saans kay baad, Kabhi subha say pehle kabhi shaam kay baad, Kabhi milo tou kuch karain batain, Ik jaam say pehlay aik jaam kay baad, Dil ki deewaron pay tera naam likhtay hain , kabhi fursat main kabhi kaam kay baad, meray marnay kay baad bhi log tujhe pukarain gay, Kabhi meray naam say pehlay kabhi meray naam kay baad… Happy Anniversary!

Phuulo ki tarah hansti raho, Kaliyoun ki tarah muskurati raho, Khuda se sirf itna mangta hoon….. ki tum hamesha meri raho...

Phool bankar muskurana hai zindagi, muskura ke gum bhulaana hai zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi hai zindagi..

Duaaon ki bheed me ek dua hamaari, Jis me maangi hamane har khushi tumhari, Jab bhi muskuraye aap Dil se….. Samazo dua kubul hui hamari…

Duniya jise neend kehti hai, Jane woh kya cheez hoti hai, Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain, Aur woh aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai. .. Happy Anniversary.

Aapke pyar ko ehsan mante hai, ise nibhana apna iman mante hai, lekin hum wo nahi jo Pyar me apni jaan de, kyun ki aapke Pyar ko hum apni jaan mante ha..

Kubhi to Suraj ne bhi Chand se muhabat ki hogi, Tubhi to Chand main daagh ha, Mumkin ha ke Chand se ho gyi hogi bewafai , Tabhi to Soraj main aag ha. Happy Anniversary.

May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives! Happy Anniversary.

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik Sapna dikha diya aapne. Hame zindgi to di khuda ne, par Pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne..

udas na hona hum ap ke sath hai, nazar se door per dil ke pass hai, palkon ko band ker ke dil se yad kerna… hum hamesha ap ke liye ek ehsas hai, Happy Anniversary.

So many memories we have together That mean so much to me And in the years to come There will be more that we will see. Happy Anniversary.

hum wo nahin jo tujhe gum me chor de. hum wo bhi nahin jo tujhse nata tod de. hum to tere wo dost hai. jo teri saans ruke to apni jod de...

Hamari To Duaa Hai, Koi Gila Nahi Wo Gulaab Jo Aaj Tak Khila Nahi Aaj Ke Din Aapko Wo Sab Kuch Mile Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Kabhi Mila Nahi Happy anniversary.

Ek or sal banane k liye anmol yade ek sahth bitane k liye ek sal Or shuruwat karne ke liye ek saal Aur majboot banae ke liye happy anniversary

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY.

Tu dur hai mujse or paas b hai, Teri kami ka kahin ehsas b hai. Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere, Par tu pyaara bhi hai aur khaas bhi hai. happy anniversary.

Ziakr hua jab khuda ki rahmato ka, Hamne khud ko sabse khushnasib paya, Tamanna thi ik pyare se dost ki, khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya saalgirah mubarak.

Ye baat galat lagegi, lekin jab gahrayi aor anubhav ki kasauti par dekhege toh samajh me aayega. Ham bina kaaran prem karte hi nahi, aor sacche prem me kaaran hota hi nahi. Happy anniversary

Dil to chahta hai k har baar tujhey Anmool khazane bhejoon, lekin mere Daman mein Duaaon k siwa kuch bhi nahi…

Aaj ke is shubh din Aapne prarambh ki Vevahik jeevan ki yatra.. Aapsi Pyar.. Samarpan aur sunder Tal mel se Aapki jivan bagia khush yo se mahak uthi ! Prabhu RADHA KRISHNA Ki tarah Hamesha aapki jodi banaye rakhe. Best Wishes on ur Anniversary.

Aasman ka chand teri bahoon ma ho. Tu jo chahay teri rahon ma ho. Her wo khwab ho pura jo teri aankhon ma ho. Khushkismati ki her lakir teri hathon ma ho.

Mera waqt Mari yaad Marey khowab Mera naam Mari jaan Sub us aik Insaan se wabasta hai,aur wo ho 'Sirf Aap'

Waqt aik yaad se wabasta hai, Yaad aik khowab se wabasta hai, Khowab aik naam se wabasta hai, Naam aik jaan se wabasta hai, Jaan aik Pyaar se wabasta hai,.

Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad ayegi, Jab chand sitare chamak rahe hon, Jab yadon ke phool mehek rahe hon, Jab deed ko nain taras rahe hon, jab ankhon se ansu baras rahe hon, Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi..

Kabhi to Soraj ne bhi Chand say muhabat ki ho ge, Tabhi to Chand main daagh ha, Mumkin ha ke Chand say ho gae ho ge bewafai , Tabhi to Sooraj main aag hai.

Mohabbat main ye anjaam huwa hai Faqreeo jaisa mera hall huwa hai. ab ye chekh kar bolti hai dil mere piyaar mat karna aj nahin kaal huwa hai.......... Tum kisee bhi waqat call kar sakte hoo.

Wo chand hai magar aap se pyara to nahi. Parvane ka shama ke bin guzara to nahi. Mere dil ne suni hai ek mithi se awaz, Kya apne mujhe pukara toh nahi. Happy anniversary…

Chehare Pe Mere Zulf Ko Phailaao Kisii Din Kyaa Roz Garajate Ho Baras Jaao Kisii Din Khushbuu Kii Tarah Guzaro Mere Dil Kii Galii Se Phuulon Kii Tarah Mujh Pe Bikhar Jaao Kisii Din Happy anniversary

Tujhe yaad kartay hain har saans kay baad, Kabhi subha say pehle kabhi shaam kay baad, Kabhi milo tou kuch karain batain, Ik jaam say pehlay aik jaam kay baad, Dil ki deewaron pay tera naam likhtay hain , kabhi fursat main kabhi kaam kay baad, meray marnay kay baad bhi log tujhe pukarain gay, Kabhi meray naam say pehlay kabhi meray naam kay baad… Happy Anniversary!

Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife : Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

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