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Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya, Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya DARU To"Branded" Hi Peeta Tha, Saala "Liver" Hi Local Nikla.............short jokes Girls jab sare kapde utaar leti h to kya hota h dost batoo? Rassi khali ho jati h aur kuch nahi hota yaar Patni: sharam nahi aati, dusri Aurat ko ghur ghur kar dekh rahe ho...! Ab tum shadi shuda ho.. Pati: aisa kaha likha hai ki upwas Ho to khane ka menu bhi nahi Dekh sakte Aaj anmol vachan: Sukh aadmi ko…

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Modern Majnu– Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi… Modern Laila– To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya Ek ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka tattoo laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA” Har gum ko pala nai jata, Kanch ki chizo ko uchala nai jata, Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaro, Har baat ko “All is WELL” bolke tala nahi jata! Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka…

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Rakhi SMS & Messages for You

May this Rakhi bring you everything you desire and everything you dream of. May success accompany you in every step that you take. Have A Blessed Rakhi. Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it's looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success.! We were always close, looking…

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Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de Category: Hindi Shayari, Wise Words Sms. Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de, insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de. kal kya hoga kabhi na socho, kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de. Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai, ye hawa apne saath kiski yaad laayi, hum to chand ko dekh rahe the, phir na jane kiske liye aankhein bhar aayi. Bechain rehti hain aankhein meri Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari. Bechain rehti hain aankhein meri,…

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Anniversary SMS in Hindi - Salgirah SMS Status in Hindi

Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute “Happy Anniversary” Mohabbaton mein zara si kasak zaroori hai Shikayaton ke gulon ki mahek zaroori hai Koi sawal karoon main tumse toh naaraz mat hona jaan Kyun ki sachche pyaar mein thoda…

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