Hindi Jokes SMS - Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi Font

Modern Majnu– Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi… Modern Laila– To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya

Ek ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka tattoo laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”

Har gum ko pala nai jata, Kanch ki chizo ko uchala nai jata, Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaro, Har baat ko “All is WELL” bolke tala nahi jata!

Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.”
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish – Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!

Apne Fair hone par itna guroor na karo, Sab do din ki masti hai.. Aapki khubsurti bhi tab tak hai, jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai…

Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows XP install karna hai!

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

Golu: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Golu : Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!!

Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali, Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali, Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai? GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain, Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!!!

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi thi aur usne nahi di!!!

Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!

Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?
Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,
Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,
Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !

Aadmi-"Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
Dukandar-"Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha WaLa Dikhau..