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Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them…

The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE Category: Cool Sms, Friendship Sms, Love Sms. The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE. Someone asked: What if it doesn’t work? He smiled and said: Increase the dose! :D

New way of writting answers in exams. If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : “Scratch here for ANSWERS”

1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school, saw a couple kissing on the road… He suddenly shouted and said look mom they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered. A man on bike stops and says “Chalna hai kya?” Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.

Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes?” Then she found wine, “O God! She drinks?” Then he saw boy, “Thank God@ To ye sab ess boy ka hai”

My girlfriend is like my iPhone. I don't have an iPhone.

One hand on pen, other on phone, One ear on lecture, other on gossip, One eye on board, other on Girlfriend, Which Ass says student life is easy? We are very busy..!!!

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver!.............short jokes

Santa driving on the wrong side of road.. & Said… O===SHIT=== Aaj phir late ho gaya. Saare log wapis ja rahe hai.............short jokes

'Very Beautiful words On Wall of A Temple God K Paas Apki Dua Sunne K Liye Bahot Waqt Hai

santa-I lost rs.1000 in a bet banta- how santa-on cricket match, i bet rs.500 and lost. banta where did the rest go? santa-I bet on the highlight too. very funny santa banta jokes on cricket

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle: Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further... So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel

A Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone. He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it. Both talked for long time and fell in love. Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.

Santa: What is Difference Between “complete and finish”? Banta: When You marry a Right Person You are Complete And When You Marry The Wrong One Your Are Finished!!!