Jokes on Sardar in Hindi - SMS Jokes

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

One day Sardar went to a shop. . . . . Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..

Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office..
Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office. Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle. Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape? Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey. He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said "SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha hai".

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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Boss: Where were you born? Sardarji: India .. Boss: which part? Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun. SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank. Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine, Happily they drank & went away. Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

Sardarji: Me E-Mail bnana hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha. Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.