Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge.. Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..
Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta? Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha? Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya....
Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum, Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum, Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya, Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…
Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana, 2.Machar ki malish krna, 3.Chitti ko kiss krna, 4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana, 5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna
Jindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri, mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…
Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai
Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai, Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti, Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai, Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…
zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota
hai agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.
Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum; Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum; Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya; Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..!
"Paanchvi Pass" me SRK mujhse pucha, "India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata
hai?" khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
Machchr marne ka ek naya style.Pehle ek machchr pakdo phir use jamin pr leta do
aur use gudgudi karo,jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k mu mai all out dal
do..
Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai, Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai, Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein, SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka
Jago grahak jago.
Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai. khaab mein ek ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai, phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…
kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne
ko kaha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz.........
Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain, Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain, Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…
agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hai to fir Karva Chauth pe
chedne pe pati kyo nahi banati hai jago ladko jago!!!!!!
Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho, Phool to murjha jaate hai. Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo, Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai…
1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kr raha tha.tang aa kr sardar bed k neche so gya tabhi
wha 1 jugnu aa gaya.srdar bola kamene ab torch le kr dhund raha hai..
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