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Ek bar 300 sardarji ship me travel kar rahe the. Lekin sare ke sare doob gaye.. Kaise ?? Nothing serious. Ship beech me kharab hua, to dhakka dene niche utre the.

Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain." Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal."

2 Sardar ped pe baith kar gana ga rahe the, achanak ek ulta latak ke gane laga, dusre ne pucha, "ulta latak ke kyon gaa rahe ho." pehla bola,"are bewkoof, side B gaa raha ho.

Na mera bap, Na mera taya Ro Ro k mene Pakistan banya In pyar karne walo ne zra b reham na khaya Kambkhto ne mere mazar ko DATE POINT bnaya.

Ye muhabat nahi Asool-e-wafa hai "GHALIB" Dost jaan to dey dete hen magar apni JAN ka number nai dete

Arz hai Mughe appne class ki ladki to Hai patana Wah..Wah.. Mughe appne class ki ladki to hai patana paar kaya karu Yaro sara class hai Uska Diwana..

Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya... Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya... Chaturai se ki jisne... usne kya ukhaad liya

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per...

Aankhon me noor hai Chehre pe surour hai Koi 'LARKI' mangey mera 'Number' to de dena" Q k Meri shaadi abhi boooohat dooooooooooooooooooooooR hai;

Dil ki dharkan par aitraz kon karega.. chahato pe jaan nisar kon karega Khuda lambi kare umar apki warna meri shadi main bartan saaf kon kare ga.

Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka... Wah waaa wah waaa!! Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka... Dono team baahar... Ab karo WAKA WAKA!!

Shair Arz kia hai, Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali hai, Wah Wah Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali hai, Kia Tumhari Taraf Koi Makan Kiraye Ke liye Khali Hai.

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte ke kya khoya kya paya... Gol gappay wala aaya Gol gappay laya.. zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho...