Husband and Wife SMS Jokes in Hindi for FREE

Woh tanha Andhere mein Bethi, Ghanton intezar karti thi uska, DiL se subuh shaam yaad karti thi usko, BhooLe se b bhuLa nhi paati thi usko, Phir Umeed ki ek kiran nazar i, Andhere mein Roshni nazar i,

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi, Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi, Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha..... Ravan ke baad kisiko ko aana tha..

Sardar Asked A Doctor : Doodh Peene Se Rang Gora Hota Hai? Doctor: Han Hota Hai. Sardar : Chal Jhoote, Phir Bhains Ka Bacha Kala Kyu Hota Hai?

Aik Shadi me Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha dusre ne pucha “kab tak khaoge?” Santa: “main to khud kha kha k thak gaya hu par card me likha tha Diner: 7 pm to 11 pm..”

SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par rishta tod diya.. BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.? . Unhone kaha.. . Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..

Jewellery shop mein Santa Singh ki zabardast pitayi ho gai. Kyu ki Usne sales-girl se kaha "Aap ka ek ek 'item' gazab ka haiAb bataiye 'Sone' ka kya rate lagega."

Santa apne dost k Ghar 16 Bachhon or Biwi k sath Lunch pargaya. Dost ne Itni Badi Family dekh k Gusse mai kaha- LAJJA NHI AYI Santa: Uska Exam tha isliye nahi ayi

Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai use ghar degi. Santa k 3 the, usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu. lane ke baad apne 3kaha gaye? WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye

santa ne apne 6 saal ke bete ki party rakhi, kisine pucha 6month ke baby ka b'day kaise? santa:- hum engineer semester systemko follow karte hai...

santa: i was stuck in ELEVATOR for three hours due to electric failure banta: i was worse off.i was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hours

Santa ki 10 betiyan thi phir ja kar uske ghar par 1 betapaida hua Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga socho . . . muskil singh

Sardar chupke se Narak Se Swarg me ghusa. . Devtao ne pakad ke khoob pita . Maar Khane ke baad Utha. Bola Salo Tumhari Inhi Harkato ke karan koi Swarg Nahi AATA...

Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay” Air hostess said: “B silent” Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”

Santa ne apne papa ko father’s day par CAR gift di or ek sher likha. “phool to bahut hai par Gulab sa nahi, Papa to bahut hai par aap sa nahi”

Doctor: which soap u use? Santa: Gopal soap,Gopal paste,Gopal brush Dr: Is gopal an international company Santa: No gopal is my room mate.