Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de Category: Hindi Shayari, Wise Words Sms.
Waqt se lad kar jo apna naseeb badal de, insaan wahi jo apni taqdeer badal de. kal
kya hoga kabhi na socho, kya pata kal waqt khud apni lakeer badal de.
Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai, ye hawa apne saath kiski yaad laayi, hum to chand ko
dekh rahe the, phir na jane kiske liye aankhein bhar aayi.
Bechain rehti hain aankhein meri Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari. Bechain
rehti hain aankhein meri, Ek tu hi acha lagta hai, Jhuti lagti hai duniya sari,
Ek tu hi sacha lagta hai.
Namaskar Ye hamari Surya uday Sms sewa hai Category: Funny Sms, Good Morning Sms.
Namaskar! Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai… Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko
jagate hain aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai GOOD MORNING :D
Wonderful line Category: Hindi Sms. Wonderful line- Agar dost na milte to kabhi
yakeen nhai hota ki… ajanabi log bhi apno se zyada pyare ho sakte hain.
Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai Mera top 3000 ka hai Category: Funny Sms, Girls-Boys
Sms, Insult Sms, Jokes. Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai. Mere
jute 1500 ke hain. Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli…. 20 rupye wali chaddi
dikh rahi hai.
Cid ne sony se naata jod liya Category: Funny Shayari. Cid ne sony se naata jod
liya, Cid ne sony se naata jod liya.. Jis room me mana raha, tha abivjit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza v tod diya..
Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya
bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha
“KAMINE” film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge.
Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya? Husband : Mein khud
paresaan hu nishan dekhkar. Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.
Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola “Beta tum bahut padhoge” Ladka : Saale padh
to mein 4 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga???
Girls of 1990– “Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum” Girls of 2013– “Agra tum
mil jao purana chor denge hum!”
Husband and Wife had a Fight. Wife called Mom : He fought with me again, I am coming
to you. Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake, I am comming to stay with U!
Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali :
Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG
hai!!
Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti
hai kya? Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
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