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Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya, Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya DARU To"Branded" Hi Peeta Tha, Saala "Liver" Hi Local Nikla.............short jokes

Girls jab sare kapde utaar leti h to kya hota h dost batoo? Rassi khali ho jati h aur kuch nahi hota yaar

Patni: sharam nahi aati, dusri Aurat ko ghur ghur kar dekh rahe ho...! Ab tum shadi shuda ho.. Pati: aisa kaha likha hai ki upwas Ho to khane ka menu bhi nahi Dekh sakte

Aaj anmol vachan: Sukh aadmi ko utna milega, Jitna usne punya kiya hoga. Lekin Shanti aadmi ko utni hi milegi, Jitni uski biwi ki marzi hogi.

Smart hone ki sabse badi problam.... Sari ladkiyo ko lagta ki iski to pahle se hi girlfrnd hogi Unko kya pata isee vajah se aaj tak single hu mai...

3 larkiyon ko 10 Saal ki Saza mili.... tino ek hi Room mai 10 saal guzarnay k bad Jab riha hokar ghar janay lagii to.... . . . . . 1 larki boli ..... chal thekk hai yaar baakii baten mobile per kartey hain.....

Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.

Boyfriend ne apni girlfriend ko rat ko dinner pe le jane ka program banaya aur puchha. BF : “darling are you free tonight?” GF ne kuch or he samgha: acha baba free aaj me tumse koi rupye nahi lungi?“

Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu?? Bf: Nahi. GF: Kyun ?... BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu.

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the..... Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai. Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai, sub vaham hai.

GOLU school me hans raha tha MOLU chup kar GOLU-Q,tum kon ho? MOLU-mai monitor hu GOLU-mai CPU hu. Ab bol.

GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb SMS Aya Or Mera Mobile Off Ho Gya MOLU:Konsa msg GOLU:Battery Low MOLU:Send Kr..Sabko Daraenge

MOLU-Tumara Bhai Gora hai Per tum kale kyun ho GOLU :Qki mai raat me paida hua tha jabki mera bhai din me....

Honton ko chhuwa usne ehsas ab tk H Ankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tak H Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nahi gai Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwad ab tak H

Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai... Socho kyo...?
Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manger samajhta hai....